This is why i always had the best jokes or funny observations or ideas when class was in session…and you need to share those things while they’re hot off the press 😅

That really is some of the best time spent with a friend. Enjoy those walks!

Have you considered starting your morning routine 6-7 hours earlier?

It’s like we’re trying to cross a rickety suspension bridge, and it’s clearly dangerous to keep going and the way back is just as dangerous…and we decided to just jump off the bridge because we were probably just going to fall off anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Nazis began to back off," Eley said. “They quickly jumped in the back of a U-Haul truck and took off.”

Every time i see a u-haul now I’m gonna be thinking about how many Nazis it’ll fit. This isn’t even the first time I’ve heard of them using u-hauls for mass transit, lol

What about all those centrists out there though? Surely they’ll save us

He can fake gaming kinda-sorta, he can fake admirers kinda-sorta… Why could he kinda-sorta fake programming skills?

He’s the ultimate fake