“The roman numerals in your password should multiply to 35.” Ah crap.

That’s my man (beside that ugly Mars incident). Troi looked better in uniform.

But if you try to load a local resource as localhost in Firefox…

For the sake of completeness:

Firefox contains a security patch which restricts the kinds of files that pages can load (and methods of loading) when you open them from a file:// URL. This change was made to prevent exfiltration of valuable data within reach of a local page, as demonstrated in an available exploit.

More info: https://developer.mozilla.org/docs/Web/HTTP/CORS/Errors/CORSRequestNotHttp

Insecure, but fast fix, if you don’t want to install a local webserver:

about:config
security.fileuri.strict_origin_policy
change to false

Not enough coffee

♪♪ Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear… ♪♪

But they still don’t think of all common user possibilities. I like this joke:

A software tester walks into a bar.

Runs into a bar.

Crawls into a bar.

Dances into a bar.

Flies into a bar.

Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.

2 beers.

0 beers.

99999999 beers.

a lizard in a beer glass.

-1 beer.

“qwertyuiop” beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

His index started like -6 or -4 (assuming he even existed).

Maybe good against programmers venous thrombosis. Should be acknowledged as a work related illness.

Brain or testicle?

Trial:

and error:

Jim Levenstein, is that you?

Yeah, maybe it wasn’t handcuffs.

Masked Picard facing powerful enemy:

Disgusting. Never before has a spider stuck its tongue out at me.

Wildlife could be better without correct form.