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  • Scotty: How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a… like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer’s prized beagle.

    Kirk: Wait, I know that dog. What happened to it?

    Scotty: I’ll tell you when it reappears. Ahem. I don’t know, I do feel guilty about that.

    Scotty in the 2009 Star Trek movie explaining how he wound up in an especially remote posting.