I would love some socks without holes in! Or only little holes.

40K fan: that’s actually a 6th Legion Chaplain taking a Wulfen back to Fenris

When I came out, my aunt asked me what my adverbs are. She thinks it makes us look silly to pretend it’s so complicated.

She pretended not to be able to remember LGBT in the right order, despite the fact that she was a nurse and has memories hundreds of acronyms.