Malle_Yeno

Imagine being owned by the mere existence of shears

Let me jumpscare that person real quick

Blep :3

“nobody wants to work anymore”

1940

Lmao not even World War 2 is enough for people to stop trodding out this line

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Don’t forget the tennis balls on the tips

What, you don’t like mandatory fun? You don’t like pretending to be buddy buddy with the people who definitionally are part of a transactional relationship? You don’t enjoy being part of the workplace “family” that would disown you if you said the word union around them?

Gosh, I can’t believe it!

One time I almost missed a train leaving from Toronto going west to a connector – not cuz I was on the wrong platform, I was on the right one (it even said it on the displays). But the train had come to a stop for pickups earlier on the same platform. I didn’t notice until a worker on a different platform waved me down and called to me that I was too far out. Made it with like seconds before doors closed.

Still love trains though, just wish it was easier to know where you’re supposed to stand.

The number of times I’ve gotten fast food sandwiches with like the paper wrapping, and I look down and see a little bite mark on the wrapping?

Let’s just say I’m good on fibre