relatable, my progress is also summarised by y = 0

as of right now the second xkcd you linked is in an identical format to the newest xkcd. Not relevant to the post, just think it’s cool

oops yeah brain fart sorry

it’s de-obfuscated, a human didn’t write it (in that form) thankfully

hard cycling will yes - power requires thicc muscles, so interval training etc. is very good at growing your legs

meanwhile my legs get enough dark hair to look icky and horrible literally a week after shaving them completely smooth :(