My brain automatically read that in Richard Ayoade’s voice.

Thank you for this suggestion. I hadn’t heard of this, but I’ll try to remember it the next time I get a bout of tinnitus. Mine is pretty intermittent for now.

I was raised super fundamentalist, but I eventually came to the same realization as you.

I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I like to think that this clip from Blackadder sums up how they would work. (Sub in listening to punk rock, playing D&D, dancing, drinking, and everything else my church said would send you to hell.)

Where’s an entmoot when you need one?