I got a FIFA Prize for receiving a FIFA Prize Prize!

Dear Apple:

Do NOT do it!
Through your indifferent silence, let that parasitic warped megalomaniac get a hint to go fuck itself.

Picard is way cooler than Kirk

Anyone’s cooler than an erratic old man who throws around the casual insult dismissal “sporto” on his twitter account.
Nobody’s cooler than an old man photographed enjoying life while slurping on a cornetto ice cream cone with his best pal Gandalf.

I’ll take the XL Pancit Canton, please.

Hippie Speedball makes a cameo!

Star Trek, starring Lech Walesa… or is that Giorgio Moroder, idk I get confused sometimes… anyways, carry on, and may the force be with the eurodisco proletariat, or something.

Here’s a strange idea that just occurred to me, to further push YIMBY-ism:
Make electricity free for all those who live within a certain radius of the solar arrays.

Imagine Spock tripping on shrooms in the holodeck, sitting on a tree stump by a creek, staring at the texture of an orange for an hour, regularly muttering - “Fascinating… fascinating…”

boolean root beer float

Crystal Toad… Crystoad?

And the stormtroopers name?
Leto Atreides II.

He’s got that ol’ New York City Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Blues again, momma!

Which is more improbable: that, or there being no hallucinogenic drugs in Kirk and Spock’s time?

If they can easily manipulate molecules to make sheets of materials like transparent aluminum, AND they seem to keep an illegal stash of Romulan Pale Ale, imagine the mind-bending mind-enhancing substances they can come up with four centuries from now, yet square-jawed Kirk seems completely oblivious to the whole concept.