What is there to relate to, though? That page is trying so hard to sell you on something, but never really explains what exactly. And it’s only goofy marketing speech, how would one relate to any of that? I’m probably missing something here.
I guess they were serious when they advertised “zero theory”. There’s zero coherence or actual information as far as I can find
Huh. This has to be the worst promo site I’ve ever read. Whatever you described here does not seem to be reflected on that notion page.
You are very clearly selling something, so obviously this is a bad post to begin with, but in an attempt to make fun of the substance itself, I found none that is coherent. Can’t even joke about this, it’s so goofy.
Edit: I mean come on, what is this even
Not all digital products are built to protect and perform.
ZOKO is built to do both with zero theory, zero fluff, and zero BS.
🧠 You get:
- Real income systems tested in global markets
- Scam-prevention + gov-supported survival strategies
- Multilingual-ready, instantly applicable info
- Verified insights from field execution (not guesswork)
No vague advice. No bloated nonsense.
Just pure tools to earn smarter and safer, anywhere.
“No vague advice”, aye…
Edit2: This is actually pretty funny
- Built for clarity, not gimmicks.
✅ You’re not buying ideas. You’re buying results.
Im really sorry about everything you’re going through. Feel free to ignore my curiosity, and I hope you do not feel like you’re being unfriendly if you don’t elaborate (you aren’t, at all!), but I thought I’d ask since it sounded abrupt; Why did the divorce end up being the route to go, after them being seemingly so supportive earlier on? It must’ve been extra hard on you due to that, and I struggle to imagine what happened there for them to end up there 🙁
I thought you meant the short pants. I love them. I’m so sweaty all the time and long pants feel uncomfortable on my legs even if loose. Only wear them when necessary. Shorts are a godsend.
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I do wish to understand the core message, and I’m sorry that I came here for a laugh in a very unfriendly way. But you have to admit it’s extremely hard to infer the message, maybe you can clarify it a bit here