They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.
Honestly, I think the real gold in that moment was Susie’s realization that she had no idea what that word meant. You can see it on her face: puzzlement and a pinch of wonder, but no shock at what he’d just had millions of people around the world envisioning. 😬🤣
I mean, it’s referencing what many consider the joke of the entire series —though, an argument could be made for the “challenging wank”, or “and, come bin day”, IMHO. 😝
So, you’re saying those names don’t echo through your mind? 🤔
So he could put a (susie)dent in them, for honor!
They originally spelled it with a “G”, but changed it so the “gif” people wouldn’t say it wrong.
The plural for said zealots’d be Cartholth? (singular: Carthole)
And you’re confusing a joke with a factual anecdote. 🤪
You don’t need your pain to define you. You can choose to let it, but that’s easier than crafting your own identity from scratch. Some prefer it, but it’s not the only way, nor is it as durable in the long run.
Oh, yes, sorry. Quick read. 🖖🏼
follow?
Hmm, “atomic office” you say?
Anyone else pause on the ! for “…to use” vs the . of “…in use”?
I am so here for this arc! 🖖🏼
Who has time in this day & age for all of their civic duties, amirite?
Join your smarter neighbors today! Farm out that friendly 24/7 vigilance to a “dutiful”, “well-trained”, “totally incorruptible”, perfectly “safe”, 100% “benign algorithm” that simply “stores all data” to keep “everyone” safe!
Join us, citizen.
While you still have the choice to. 😶🌫️
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Nevermind the downvotes. You’re technically correct, and that is the best kind of correct. 🤌🏼
Preach it, citizen.
… Oh. You meant in Star Trek.
Yeah, that was the first time (of several, so far) when I thought “Ah, it’s gonna be that kind of show. Good to know.” 🤪
Just don’t. No pussyfootin’ around. Every single person the US has access to is a possible “suspect” for anything it claims.
Act like it, citizens. Protect yourself, then help others to do likewise.✊🏼
I mean, it’s not not Hogwarts In Space, but you’re also not wrong. 😅
*Here we observe two neighboring hives engaging in a ritualized threat display to assert territorial boundaries and secular pride. To our senses, the minute and varied differences between these two colonies might not seem distinct enough, but to these groups they are essential to their identities, to their very culture.
Now, let’s watch while they dismember each other in the thousands to prove their own group’s collective worth.*