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Wake me up when they recreate the ultimate power of Regedit.

The G is silent

It’s honestly like that with free mobile apps. You either find a paid version or you install free abandonware riddled with ads.

Sharks

The entirety of cron documentation is contained in the twenty lines of comments in the new config file created by cron -e

The only thing you need to know is cron -e command. There’s no learning curve, it’s more like - you are a cron expert in five minutes after learning that such a tool exists.

When an API request fails, the seconds clock handle becomes red, and the time health management microservice sends an alert SMS to your phone once per second (scaled with the number of clients)

Letsencrypt certs are the only certs you will ever need, everything else is corporate posturing.

Seconds hand does not show seconds.

Meta-Tab switches between activities on KDE.

Don’t call it Windows key. It’s Meta, even if Micro$oft paid to put an advert on it.

Wasn’t there a Rust-to-C compiler that would circumvent this limitation?

Considering that most techbro startups are going to be dead within a year, I’d say AI wins.
Plus most of the competent programmers already have high resistance for technobabble bullshit, and will simply refuse to work on something like an online contacts app (are you copying a Facebook or what?)

The future is here! And it costs $10-$50 per 1000 HTTP requests.

Nah, it must be a PC, with broken audio socket on the motherboard, PCI soundcard with no drivers as a replacement, an IDE CD drive, only SATA sockets on the motherboard, and a stack of CDs with hundreds of DOS games on each. Plus $10 to buy an IDE-to-SATA adapter.

Definitely videogames

You don’t need to close it, your HTML will be rendered correctly anyway.

I’m surprised that Tic Tac Toe is even winnable. There is always a perfect strategy to force a draw.

More like, take a bunch of screenshots of vibe coded website, and treat that as design document while rewriting the whole thing from scratch with clean architecture.

Non-commercial usage restriction makes this license not FOSS compatible.
Additionally, ‘no mortal hand’ restriction is strange, it permits someone like medusa to modify the code while forbidding that to actual software engineers, and would a software engineer dictating code to a medusa be a breach of this clause? I’m not saying that long-lived organisms cannot obtain programming skills, but it is exceedingly rare.