Don’t forget the “I forgot the item existed and will only remember when I stumble on it after buying a new one and looking for a place to store it, so it might as well be lost.”

fixed it for you:

i told you two days ago don’t you remember??

i told you ten minutes ago don’t you remember??

I’ve had “helpful” suggestions from so many people insisting that you just need to do something consistently for a few weeks and it magically becomes a habit, otherwise you’re just not really trying. Which translates to “Why don’t you try not having ADHD?” Yeah thanks a lot 😑

I put a spare toothbrush and paste in the shower so I see it when I reach for the soap, otherwise it turns invisible. IT’S RIGHT THERE ON THE SINK WHY DON’T YOU SEE IT AND USE IT BRAIN

Obviously after preventing you from using the vaccum cleaner for two weeks, the one moment when your brain feels like using it is at night when you can’t because people are sleeping

The effect:

"… … … … … … I’m bored… … … … … … I’m really bored… … … … … … I’m really really bored… … … … … … I’m really really really bored… … … … … … OMG I’m so bored please just kill me now 😭 😭 😭 "

I have a “Unsorted-NEW” and “Unsorted-OLD”. When everything is too cluttered I rename “Unsorted-NEW” to “Unsorted-Number” and move it to “Unsorted-OLD” along with the previous iterations. Then I make a new “Unsorted-NEW” and put the clutter in it. Which I’m totally going to sort and not just leave there and forget about it until everything’s too cluttered again…

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… … … that actually made more sense before I tried to explain 😓

That’s because doorways are portals to other universes and it always scambles your brain a bit when you cross. Just ask Ingress.

Nope, can’t relate, my time management skills are too bad to wake up in the morning 😅

Yes, becoming a zombie for a while then getting bored and just indulging my brain’s urge to hyperfocusing on the most pointless things. It’s very happy after wasting my evening figuring out how telnet works. There’s always a new pointless thing to hyperfocus on, no time for depression. Not much time for anything productive either, but hey, can’t have everything 😅