I’m what you describe: my technical skills aren’t top notch but I communicate well. But I don’t bullshit my way up any ladders, but try and do what I do best; that is, facilitate the communication between people who might not be able to communicate with each other.

Not many in my teams could put a finger on what exactly I did, but all agreed I was fairly valuable and things became worse when I left.

You’re using the same flawed logic I to to tell me I’ve got no real problem.

However I spin it though, the booze really inhibits my happiness in a bunch of ways.

If you quit again, even for just a few weeks, and need an accountability buddy, hit me up.

Picard and diplomacy not working – pick one of the two.

What makes you think this index.html is more than a single <p>Hello World</p>?

Makes sense but ugh

And then why is Ganz in caps. I call cap on German C.

Even git reset can be undone by a lot of editors. At least IntelliJ has an excellent local history that works much like git. Sure it’s a pain if you touched several files but that’ll teach you to atomify your commits.

Edit: Plus, git reset itself does nothing of note really, but I’m sure you know. Needs the —hardflag to do any meaningful damage.

Can the next verse start with “she’s overboard”?

I wanted to comment something like “not the crossover we deserve but the one we need” but your meme just nails it!