I have a system at work that presents me with a locked account alert every time. Everything still works fine in the back end, so I just pull all my data by logging in there and querying it. The vendor gave up trying to figure out the issue 👍

On Reddit, I once bragged about having universal healthcare and got called a Nazi and a communist at the same time.

This is what happens when Xbox kids that use the n-word grow up. They learn new “bad” words and throw them around out of context and contradictingly. They don’t actually know what those things are, though, so it never makes sense.

I’ve been called a tankie here. I didn’t know what it was and looked it up, just to discover it was the literal opposite of the things I was saying. I was very confused and just put it down to frustrated self-projection. At some point they had been called that, it upset them, so now they use it to upset people too but they still don’t actually know what it is they’re saying.

If I see someone defaulting to Russian bot or tankie, I’ve found another Xbox kid and it’s in my best interests to just move on.

Don’t stop. Escalate. This shouldn’t be a brief trend to change your social media profile picture for. It will go away if the usual apathy sets in. They are invested in that happening like it always does. So don’t stop.

You got the rawdog, mate! Congo rats.

That’s three paragraphs of “I took this serious.”

I’d rather…

“Here lies saltesc. Killed by a fucking stupid cunt. It’ll happen to you.”

Edit: And I mean that in the Australian way, not the American way, which I understand “the c-bomb” is seen as a naughty word and oddly only specific to women. So weird.

Should be the default setting.

Oooh. You’d fit right in at .ml

“$100M in unmarked US bills dropped off at a location delivered in our next correspondence. Failure to do so and the entire world will know the truth about your braids. You have 48 hours.”