You got the rawdog, mate! Congo rats.

That’s three paragraphs of “I took this serious.”

I’d rather…

“Here lies saltesc. Killed by a fucking stupid cunt. It’ll happen to you.”

Edit: And I mean that in the Australian way, not the American way, which I understand “the c-bomb” is seen as a naughty word and oddly only specific to women. So weird.

Should be the default setting.

Oooh. You’d fit right in at .ml

“$100M in unmarked US bills dropped off at a location delivered in our next correspondence. Failure to do so and the entire world will know the truth about your braids. You have 48 hours.”