…and that’s how I became a walking encyclopedia of mostly useless facts.

Mine then sits there with the timer at 00:01 until I press the Stop/Reset button yet again, like some sort of animal.

“luk, hoomans has gives us a food hatch!”

“Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot.” Emrys Freud, Sigmund’s duller brother.

Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.

Ah yes, good old dependency.