that & also when i try to remember any number or name

my history grades always plummeted the second the dates stopped being “probably 2300BC” and the names stopped being one word

working really hard on shaking people by the shoulders through the internet

people will already ignore half the questions you ask in an e-mail even if you make them into bullet points

where “/s”

put a triple the height column right there - luck to get an interview in the first place. You’re lucky if an actual human reads your CV nowadays, instead of an AI fishing for keywords

not like conventional hot for sure, but on a good day i catch people turning their heads 😎👉👉

i already had mastectomy, can i get 10k for being handsome?

placebo is one hell of a uh not drug!

i noticed that sometimes when i have something important coming up, and i start feeling ill, i can just, force myself to stop? Literally tell myself “nuhuh, we’re not getting ill right now, that’s not the time” and it works? well not always, but more than it should

huh, honestly i never noticed that, i think i was too busy listening to my voice drop and holding a magnifying glass to my chin to see if the beard is growing out already or not :')