minus-squareSnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@programming.dev•DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Monthslinkfedilinkarrow-up28·17 days agoCOBOL systems, when properly maintained, are highly reliable, with built-in redundancy and fault tolerance. They can’t have that because they want excuses when it goes down and leaves old people to starve and ruin their credit. linkfedilink
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COBOL systems, when properly maintained, are highly reliable, with built-in redundancy and fault tolerance.
They can’t have that because they want excuses when it goes down and leaves old people to starve and ruin their credit.