Sisko: The Defiant was built for one purpose - to fight and defeat the challenge of coming up with interesting stories wedded to a single location.

(I kid! I kid!)

The Mime Department is the backbone of Starfleet!

Well, if they have life drawing, it only makes sense they’d have life sculpting, right??

“That’s no moon…”

*thok*

I am seeing double!

Mmm, cozy show…

The big problem was that Sonic’s DNA matrix was unstable.

If you’re a high-ranking official, try not to send subspace messages while blitzed on Romulan Ale.

Happy birthday, Jimmy Boy!

Turns out if you give them that speech, they assume you are ordering a Baconator.

“Now make like the Phantom and disappear!”

“Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn’t mind when I go multi-user.”

“A warrior’s hug.”

“So, what do you think of my TNG script?”

“It’s great! But I don’t see any lines in here for Marina.”

“Who?”

“Counselor Troi.”

“I’m sorry, am I supposed to know who that is…?”

It’s too bad we never see the other colors of the Picard Rangers.