Fuuuuuuuck. I’m so sorry, you don’t deserve that, and all cop cars must burn with the police inside.

I don’t even have As, sadly. I’m entirely flat after twelve years on E. But that’s okay though, it keeps me from being sexualized by people. I think I’m finally at a point in my life where absolutely no one thinks about me in that context, and I get to be a girl.

Honestly, it’s amazing.

You’ve got a solid eye for composition! Keep it up!

I see a camera! Tell me more! Show your work! You have the attention of a lifelong devoted photographer.

Also, I’m Tanis, pronounced TAH-niss, and there needs to be more of me with that name in the world!

That’s the neat part, you don’t!

I would like for a transphobe to learn from their mistakes by handing me a strap of non-sequential twenties, and immediately walking away.

The weed store looks like an Apple store, but the people who sold weed a decade ago are still in jail.

Man, estrogen is still magic even twelve years later.

No no, it’s fine. I’ve just had a couple of strokes and that section of my brain doesn’t work anymore. Other people can do the face recognizing. I’m gonna be a turtle.

I tried to make my computer feel as fictitious as possible. When a protagonist sits down at a computer in a video game, she’s definitely not looking at Windows, and instead just some sort of artistic representation of a familiar but different-looking computer.

That’s what I went for. 🐢🐢🐢

Here’s an example of what I’m talking about when I say that Lemmy thinks posts with similar titles are related.

Crossposting is kind of weird. It’s supposed to provide a single comment thread for all the communities a post has been put into, but it doesn’t. I think it’s just broken.

Also, you’re fine. You’re weird, but who among us isn’t? Thanks for being around.

I think there might be a crosspost function to move a post from one community to another, rather than creating two completely different posts.

There’s problems inherent with a lot of post titling stuff on Lemmy, for example, I don’t title a lot of my photography, just listing where I took it, which means a lot of my posts have the title “Portland, OR.” and Lemmy thinking they’re related/the same.

I think something structurally needs to happen with post categorization and submission at the platform/server level.

Is it weird that I know your wardrobe by seeing your username? (Not your face though, I can’t do faces at all.)

Honestly, that’s prolly the fairest take.

(Sadly, I can’t picture you or anyone or even me, but that’s okay.)

You’re the sane one, unbroken by the Knowledge.

I don’t really know what that is in °F, but I know °F makes bigger numbers, so let’s say it’ll be 1,376°F in July!

It’s 25°C in Portland, wait till that gets to 40°+ in July!

Hey now, pumping out memes in Photoshop is an art form that takes real human effort!

Hi, trans lady here, fuck that guy and fuck his instance.

Thanks for being cool.

Why do cops have romantic interests? No one should ever date a cop.

I never even changed my name. Tanis then, Tanis now. No one even questioned it.