i’m a turtle

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Cake day: July 19th, 2023

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  • One time I took an illicitly-offered adderall.

    The silence in my mind was amazing, the calm was as far as I could reach. I could summon a thought into my otherwise blank workspace, and it would stay there until I was done with it, never being jostled or shoved by unbidden thoughts.

    It was lovely.

    My neurotypical friends were jazzed about being high; I felt normalcy for the first time.















  • I have a pension and an incredible retirement plan and free healthcare. My second stroke a couple of years ago cost me nothing. I’m also paid 30% more than my peers in similar work.

    I will quit this job when they lift my still-talking skeleton from the chair. Jobs like this are not to be thrown away.

    If my boss wants to see me in uniform against a company backdrop on camera while I do my work, so fucking be it, my benefits are incredible.