What kind of star date is 1 JUL TUE? Is this some weird hoo-man slang that I’m too ferengi to understand?

Yeah, it’s called gojo:

When the replicator keeps giving you carob instead of real chocolate:

Gorn mating rituals are weird.

Seeing as how they can’t reliably detect that I’m human or not, I don’t have much confidence in this.

Computer, 1 bag of Totino’s pizza rolls - combo flavor - make them molten on the inside and still cold on the outside just like my moms busted microwave would do

I bet you can program it in.

Pickled beets are so good. You’re really missing out of you haven’t tried them.

All other types of cooking beets are kind of meh.

Is this the origin of the ensign of the hallway meme? /s

Pavel Bester:

Is it a cellular peptide cake with mint frosting? Or just a cellular peptide cake with regular butter cream frosting?

#4: commodity goods to trade for yummy yammok sauce

Listen! They’re not just doing this for money… They’re doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!

This made me laugh an unreasonable amount. :)

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