Strong lady who can pick me up with one hand and doesn’t need me to emotionally support her all the time? What’s not to love?

Like an unknown genus

Francutus of borg emerging from a maturation chamber:

ty five years with akoocheemoyas? I wonder if I can get myself assimilated.

The Doctor is a projection of the electromagnetic and force fields. Microwaves are projections of electromagnetic fields.

Why couldn’t B’Elanna rig up some projector to localize a microwave beam and follow your coffee cup? You could call it the ECH (Everyday Coffee Heater) since it was based off the Doctor.

I’d be like Mortimer. Hanging out in the plasma relay room doing research and trying not to get Tuvixed by the crazy lady in charge.

Skants are unisex. The only difference was men tended to wear shorter boots with the skant than women did.

The communicator sporran is 🤌.

Colonel Grat is actually a temporal agent! I knew he was going in too hard against the Suliban.

Dump their kid on him permanently and casually, maybe.

Weird way of saying she died. Lol

Barbossa should have been a starfleet captain

If you flip a coin and don’t like the answer that just means you already decided but didn’t realize you had decided.

Imake a list and number them and then go on random.org and have it choose an integer and then i do the the thing on the list that matches the number randomly chosen.

This way i’m not making a decision, the lord of chaos is.

Jellico probably wanted 4 chus and he got mad when the Zebulon Sisters refused.

Those damn tricom badges will transport you into some awkward places:

I could see Tom Paris doing that in the Delta Flyer since it has physical controls. Same with Travis Mayweather.