Newman.

Username checks out.

ahem Belgium.

Geez, I thought I had family problems. (I initially started this statement with “man” instead of “geez” but realized how ridiculous that would be.)

I’m sorry you and your wife have to go through that, but congratulations on identifying the real you, even if you don’t share her (I’m guessing, genuinely sorry if misgendering) with the world yet.

And she seems into it.

Ricochet?

Gotcha, thank you. I mostly code in bash or python.

What language is this?

Glad you conquered the rent issue I’ve seen been being posted about recently!

Yes, but it’s not pareidolia; I just talked to my wife beforehand.

Can I be friends with your friend?

In my case, the phishing tests originated with the organization that owns my employer, rather than within my employer itself. Our email states are entirely distinct so, while we can report the emails, no one would ever care.

… You must be one of my co-workers. Except that we just delete ours rather than labeling them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aMx50S2lv8

Thanks! Unfortunately I’m pretty far from SC, but I’ll see if I can contribute anything via the website.

In that case, masterful self plug.

Where are you located in the US? I think I have a few unused bikes.

Kind of amazing that people still need to be convinced to wear helmets while riding.

You’d have a hard time convincing me to ride without one.

Happens to all of us!

So proclaimed in *Roswell that Ends Well."

(I can’t find an exact reference to the quote, nor a clip of it; the link appears to contain a transcript of the entire episode, so if you search for the quote it will show. Or did for me.)

Impossible - Futurama assured me that handling raw chicken was the best part of the job.