I often wonder how many man hours have been wasted searching for the country. Especially when it’s not strictly necessary.

Its a minimum wage job in the UK im applying for. Lets assume its a safe bet and put UK at the top of the list.

And their organs?

Ive heard people complain that a lot of Americans cities fully need a car to get anywhere. Like next to no walking ability.

I just went from disgusted to impressed at breakneck speed

I have been out of the PC game for a long time. Got a laptop recently and discovered you need to sign up for a subscription to use the office package, doesnt just come with windows any more. No big deal, my wife says she has a subscription as part of her phone contract.

Cool. Easy.

What. The fuck. Is this mess? Everything is saved on their servers instead of locally? I try to sign myself in but thats impossible because shes signed in except I cant use her licenses because im signed in which im not because shes signed in?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE? WHO THE FUCK HAS PUT THEIR NAME TO THIS SHIT? HOW DOES ANY CUNT USE IT?

Not only that but you cant just open excel any more, you have to open the whole windows office launcher portal (which isnt even called office) and fumble your way around to try and find the file first or some bollocks? I don’t even know I nearly launched the laptop out the fucking window.

I have a mild existential crisis every time the Internet goes down. I have no idea what’s wrong, and I cant use the Internet to find out what’s wrong.

I dont work in IT but minor, minor, minor tweaks in the wording describes basically every job ive ever had.

grug show design. many chief come. chief say: “make logo bigger.”

grug nod. grug ignore.

grug protect user from chief

Be more like grug.

They could tell him to do it himself. Im pretty sure he won’t actually have a clue how.

I certainly don’t know how. I couldn’t even get up there.