The secret is to take like two dozen photos in the same pose, choose the best one, then never under any circumstances admit that any of the others exist.
Unless your thing is “basically identical except for: blurry, badly framed, weird angles, I kicked the tripod and/or wonky lighting” you’re really not missing much I promise.
… and if that is your thing boy you lucked out because it’s super easy to cater to.
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The secret is to take like two dozen photos in the same pose, choose the best one, then never under any circumstances admit that any of the others exist.
wait…
Such a shame that there are 23 more pictures that we’ll never get to see.
Unless your thing is “basically identical except for: blurry, badly framed, weird angles, I kicked the tripod and/or wonky lighting” you’re really not missing much I promise.
… and if that is your thing boy you lucked out because it’s super easy to cater to.
I’m an ass guy. So all pictures are a treat. Even blurry ones.
Challenge accepted:
Oh yea. That’s the stuff.
UFO spotted! The original post shows exactly why they set out on their intergalactic mission.
Unsolicited dickpic from bigfoot
They’re already orbiting that ass but they’re yet to locate bigfoot’s dick so they can commence their perverse experiment
A challenging wank, but I think I can pull it off.
I respect the dedication but do be aware that’s a photo of a tripod leg.
I said what I said
Mans gotta do, I understand. Godspeed, you noble wanker 🫡
now that’s a blurry-ass ass
F@cking brilliant! 🤣