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  • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    That’s the zeroth date.

    • weird@sub.wetshaving.socialOP
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      What’s the first one then?

      • blackbeans@lemmy.zip
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        As the epoch is signed, the first date might refer to December 1901, at least for a 32-bit number.

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        If it’s seconds past the Epoch, the integer 1 would be January 1st, 1970 12:00:01 AM

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          I guess which it should be date 1. With the date expressed in milliseconds that’d make it 999 milliseconds earlier than what you wrote.

          12:00:01 would be the time at which the guy finally came.

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        deleted by creator

    • OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works
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      In java LinkedList, the method .get(0) is equivalent to .getFirst().

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        This is a good point. Even in a zero-based index, the first element is the first element. So, the first date is still a zero timestamp.

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    Holy overzealous NSFW tag, Batman! 🤦🏻😆

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      Better safe than sorry

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        Nah. Unnecessarily blurred (or, in the case of some user/client settings, completely hidden) posts are a nuisance.

        Especially for something as innocuous as three letters of text.

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          I don’t think anyone will suffer if they don’t see this (mildly interesting) post because they have chosen to hide nsfw content. I think anyone who decides to hide nsfw stuff has only themselves to blame if they miss the most interesting stuff.

          I find this “don’t censor obscenities here, whe’re not on F*c*book” mentality just as annoying as the censoring itself. If you don’t like the way someone is writing, don’t read it. There are millions of other posts for you.

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            Fuckbook?

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              No, the thing I mean is much worse. I don’t dare saying it’s name, but it’s a social network by **rk *uckerber*

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                Dirk Fuckerberg?

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                  Dork Suckerberk

    • 🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      came here to say basically this lmao

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    And if we’re still both 32 bits dating, instead of getting married into 64 bits, we’ll have some problems in January 2038…

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    How did people reproduce before that?

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      Sex before the first date.

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        I think that’s called assault.

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          You’re assuming it’s nonconsensual.

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    Depends on your time zone. It would still be new years eve in the US.

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    If someone who had conceived on 1 Jan 1970 they would be born around end of Aug / beginning of Sept, and be 56 years old

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