We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I’ve never had communication so effortless. It’s like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that’s how you know)!
After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.
Send mass PMs with a single blurry picture, look disinterested, and don’t bother with any sort of personalization.
Having a personality is a turn-off for men, I’ve heard.