No. I’m vegetarian.
We’ll do these up special for you…
Carrots? Do you mean onions?
Why not both?
¿Porque no los dos?
I suspect they meant delicious carrots.
Carrots are pretty standard in this house.
You house may vary.
That’s some great sounding beef.
Mmm yes with a side of mushrooms
Can we have tacos?
On Tuesdays we have tacos
Beef is murder.
Edit: this was a joke that elicited the reaction I expect.
Beef is cows, not crows.
A three word punchline only works when it is obviously a joke.Trolling for a reaction isn’t always a joke.
Also, I know humor is subjective, but inflammatory comments aren’t automatically funny. Even if it is a “joke”…
Hi Morrissey.
So is harvesting plants. So is washing (think of all the bacteria and such that dies.)
If you are a vegetarian that is perfectly fine. However can we please drop the moral posturing? When has anyone ever listened to someone screaming ‘MURDER’ and thought ‘how right they are I will have to go rethink my life now’?
I subsist entirely on the negative energy generated by people on the internet.
Also I just ate a sausage and egg sandwich and I eat about a pound of chicken every day because who the fuck needs ethics when you got muscles.
