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Moo

Boop the snout

Thank you for this interruption

These cows look like they say “Heavens to Betsy” and other wholesome stuff like that

Cows always want to know what’s going on.

They look like they’re drowning. I feel I need to throw them life preservers. This is stressful, because I’m not sure they can catch them, what with the hooves.

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Fine. But are you sure they’re not judging me?

Yes. Yes you may.