- clothes feel weird, need to change them
- just heard thunder, better check the weather (even though I’m not going anywhere lol)
- oh shit did I feed the fish!?
- my mouth is dry
- 3020393920 unread texts and emails
- I didn’t brush my teeth this morning and my mouth feels gross
- have to poop
- now I can’t brush my teeth until the bathroom stops being stinky
- fan is blowing hair in face, gotta go find bandana to tie it back
- it’s too hot in here
- now it’s too cold in here
- no matter what i do it’s too humid
- my glasses are smudgy but the cleaning cloth is on the other side of the room
- oops I got hungry again
- now my stomach hurts because I ate too fast
- HOW THE FUCK IS IT 6:23 PM AND I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED!?
- I’m posting on lemmy lol
I would really start with the pooping, as in NOW!!! Especially with an upset tummy.
Brush your teeth in the kitchen sink if you have to.
Set a timer to feed the fish - maybe have it not make any noise like just vibrate, and don’t stop it until the fish is fed. If the timer is gone then the fish are fed. I can’t handle pets rn though so what do I know… :-P I just really enjoy my patterns rn and want to share that:-D.
Fuck those glasses (not literally, that would make it way worse).
instructions unclear, pooped in the sink and set a timer to fuck the glasses
(haha don’t worry, i didn’t delay pooping. i never delay pooping when a private bathroom is available. i should have taken the toothbrush to the kitchen sink after though, that’s a good idea)
Ah that explains the mystery of why the glasses were wet (with anticipation) then!
While I agree with, and sometimes do, brush teeth at the kitchen sink; there is a pretty big risk the toothbrush just stays in the kitchen…
Get multiple toothbrushes and toothpastes.
It’s okay not to be perfect, perhaps:-D