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transpiration: airport metal detector goes off airport security: “what has it got in its nasty little pocketses?”
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoShouldntve worn the metallic cock ring today 😫
minus-square_cryptagion [he/him]@anarchist.nexusMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 months agothe metal butt plug is what got me. I told them it was my pacifier for anxiety.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-23 months agoIve seen that porno before. Edit. No literally I actually have. Not even a joke
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoLook, if this plane goes down, I want to die as a ponysub goddamn it.
Shouldntve worn the metallic cock ring today 😫
the metal butt plug is what got me. I told them it was my pacifier for anxiety.
Ive seen that porno before.
Edit. No literally I actually have. Not even a joke
Look, if this plane goes down, I want to die as a ponysub goddamn it.