Maybe nest an install script in cpu microcode that executes at random power ons to install a minimal windows IoT for the sole reason of highjacking boot sequences?

https://www.tomatodirt.com/windowsill-tomatoes.html

Just a random search for example. You can usually read on the seed bag if it’s a variety that works

You can grow a really nice garden on a balcony or in windows. Tomatoes, cucumber and chili’s are great to start with and then just experiment

Shake shack sounds better than a gift card to Shack Shack

Unless Terry is running a very weird business and/or love his labelprinter

Works or grace has been debated for ages, no idea if the Catholics have found consensus though

I once installed Linux on my machine and my physical keyboard magically transformed into a Dvorak keyboard and the mouse vanished, replaced by a note saying “Terminal is more ergonomic”.

Made the setting up ritual way harder than it should have been :(

Some people has had issues with the moderation tools for meetings and connection to shared work files and note books via web, although the people having issues where on Chromebooks so might be different with Edge

Biggest issue is teams Id guess. The nonprofit deals MS gives small nonprofits with free 365 licenses and management is a huge one around here

Same tactic used against COBOL

You save quite a lot of time when working on a database if it’s stored in RAM compared to tape, so it does make sense to use that technology