Jokes on you; I have no idea what his voice sounds like.

A butt can never be too big

Ultimate hangover cure (seriously works; for best results don’t skip a single step!):

1. Smoke/vape some weed, and take an NSAID painkiller (avoid acetaminophen-based pills).
2. Go to the Mexican section in your local grocery store, or the nearest Vietnamese restaurant and pick up either a can of Menudo, or a bowl of Pho.
3. Heat the soup and pair it with a beverage that has a good amount of at least 2 electrolytes in it (so avoid Gatorade). You’ll want something with at least 450mg of Potassium, for example. Body Armor, Electrolit, and plain old coconut water (but not coconut milk) are all excellent choices.
4. Eat the soup with your electrolyte beverage of choice and I guarantee you that you’ll feel better.
5. Smoke/vape some more weed if you have to, cause it seriously helps a lot.

And to prevent further hangovers, next time down an electrolyte beverage before you go to bed. For future reference, most common electrolytes include (but are not limited to): sodium, potassium, magnesium, and calcium.

Oh my sweet summer child

What are some good real life examples of this? The closest I can think of is that MSI Afterburner is being maintained by one guy in Russia.

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What’s a “bulkhead”

Occasionally replace the parenthesis with a semicolon – or dashes – and you can get away with it more often.