My biggest claim to fame is that I share a birthday with Captain Kirk.

Does she have a chew toy named Tuvix?

Is Nicole into beans? Or beef stroganoff?

He’s all hair. Magnificent hair. Damn him.

What did he do? Kill a crowd of innocent people using an old woman as a club?

I hope he doesn’t catch his scrotum on the top of it.

Emphasis on boner

Sweaty McStabby

Worth it

“My wife and I noticed you from across the bar and thought you looked quite honorable. Would you like to go back to our place with us and seek some glory?”

Do you want explosion free screens, or screens you can sit on? You can’t have it both ways.