Stardate 58008, i was brought naked before the Cardassian chain of command where they were having what seemed to be an orgiastic feast. I was myself quite naked but even throughout the night of inexplicable coitus I never once found myself to be embarrassed by my own nudity.

Target locked. Engage.

I saw an interview with Hank Azaria about wearing a speedo in that Ben Stiller movie and he said he knew millions of people were going to see it so he got cut af