I’m saying it in a heavy Japanese accent.

Baaaaazziinga

I always knew that chickens egg would crack and it’d live its best life.

Help. I’m convulsing.

You are 1000% correct. This is literally my job. All patience. They so often call themselves stupid to the point they shut down and don’t want to learn. Its sad to see because you know it’s due to being shit upon. I always tell them they know tons of things I have no concept of.

Yeah those lively phones are ass. iPhone se was go to recommend until they got rid of the button option.

Have the benefit of being in person though. If you’re doing it on the phone you’re a different kind of patient.

It’s as simple as you make it.

Mine gave me eggs from her chickens. This is the moment you realize you’ve won the lottery.

There are some sweet people in the world.

Not boring at all. The whole spectrum thing.

Part of why I like hearing from other asexual people. It has a very large gradient that’s unique to the person. Find that much more interesting than different fetishes, but then again, asexual bias. Lol

“Sorry for how I smell during smash brothers”

He’s been in that room huffing the same farts for years.

Listened waaay back too like sub 1k little beyond.

I can only recall him speaking a handful of times in that time. Unsure if that changed as time went on.

The trans memes started young. No wonder that show was great

Wheres my fembody butt?

I’ve become more of an ally due to how good trans memes are.

Congrats on the chest meat!

Oh no.

Imagining it taught in a class

Started as a waiter in retirement home. I said pee can pie.

After explaining I wasn’t a Yankee the blind woman said:

honey the only peecan I know is a bed pan

People look at me cross when I say I went from cook to IT.

You don’t know what you hate until you try it.

Also talking to people about bands they like. Not liking the band, but knowing more useless facts about people in it than the music itself lol

Try to remember this everytime I bastardize something. Will always see it 4 months later and be like “heh”

Connect is the most like the reddit is fun client. How i like to shitpost and see content

I like “connect” on android for lemmy.

A lot like reddit is fun of old. When RiF and the other independent clients got shut down is when I switched over.

Gonna try that. Thanks.

Have everything organized on the drive itself. Gotta be meta data messing it up