hissing meerkat

I have a to-do list with just one checkmark on it. The list was made after the thing checked off was done. I then extended the list backwards a month and added another thing checked off to show myself it wasn’t a complete fluke.

Compensation is inversely proportional to productivity.

• Have task to do
• Do the task
• Feel absolutely miserable as soon as it’s done and sob until somebody else comes home

I think you look gorgeous. If I had to describe you in one word from the pictures you’ve posted it would be “important”, like Lieutenant Uhura or Hermione Granger.