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    2 months ago

    Did you print this meme out

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      It’s a good meme, Bront

    • errer@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      It has a warmer sound in analog form

    • bonenode@piefed.social
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      How else can you hang it up across the toilet?

    • cobysev@lemmy.world
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      It’s literally a black-and-white photocopy of a printed meme.

    • Luminous5481 [they/them]@anarchist.nexus
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      what did you think gandalf was looking at when he was digging through those old dusty scrolls?

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    I shit at home, but then I shit in the office. Then maybe I’ll shit again after lunch. Boss makes a doller, after all.

  • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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    Second shitfast.

    • Ech@lemmy.ca
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      For when you don’t have a lot of time.

  • 0ops@piefed.zip
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    I take two shits in the morning. I take two shits at night.

    • fascicle@leminal.space
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      Why not just one and done

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    The “normal” range of pooing is wild, fibre accounts for some but it’s like up to 6 times a day to once every 2 days.

    I am a certified 4-8’er after switching to a vegan diet. The idea of struggling out a 2 dayer like you’re wrestling a neutronium anaconda with your pelvic floor horrifies me.

    • Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Have you heard of beans?

      • naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I eat beans every meal

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      and i’m one of the people who seem to occupy that entire range, somehow

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        Ah IBS

        • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          no my digestion is fine, i never have any pain. I think it’s largely been caused by me eating vastly varying amounts of fibre, as it seems to be getting a lot more reliable these days and i’ve gotten better at making sure every meal has some fibre.

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    Bonjour? Pooping is a parting, surely.

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    Tbf hobbits eat a lot of fiber so they would poop less than the average mediveal peasant.

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      Fibre makes you poo more… You can’t digest it so must pass it.

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        Shit, I been making huge mistakes daily.

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