That’s the part of the story I can find funny. Columbus made four trips to the New World, set up colonies, and explored. He never set foot on the American mainland but he saw it with his own eyes, sailing up and down the Mexican coast looking for the Singapore Straight, which he obviously never found because it was busy being on the other side of the planet. He went to his deathbed believing he’d visited Asia. It wasn’t until Mr. Vespucci made it all the way to Argentina before going “Dudes…there’s no fucking way we’re in the Philippines. There isn’t a landmass thousands of miles long in the Philippines.”
That’s the part of the story I can find funny. Columbus made four trips to the New World, set up colonies, and explored. He never set foot on the American mainland but he saw it with his own eyes, sailing up and down the Mexican coast looking for the Singapore Straight, which he obviously never found because it was busy being on the other side of the planet. He went to his deathbed believing he’d visited Asia. It wasn’t until Mr. Vespucci made it all the way to Argentina before going “Dudes…there’s no fucking way we’re in the Philippines. There isn’t a landmass thousands of miles long in the Philippines.”
And he was right, which is why AMERICA! FUCK YEA!