• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Like, us they/them people? Or polygender folk? It’s not so much gender with me. I’m just weird.

    My identity technically encompasses two names. Both are current and active. The one my parents gave me and then… Well, my gut is very very loud. It farts at people without my consent. Last night it got in an argument with my wife (all through farts) and I (or at least my brain) agreed with my wife. It named itself. Yes, via farts, but it was very clear what its name is (it likes the Muppets). As a clue to its name (and I will say yes to every guess, but I will be proud of you if you guess right just it won’t really be productive)