Edit: found the images here (https://www.facebook.com/groups/StarTrekShitposting/posts/2176674295970225/). I don’t have a facebook account so can’t dig in.
Edit: found the images here (https://www.facebook.com/groups/StarTrekShitposting/posts/2176674295970225/). I don’t have a facebook account so can’t dig in.
“Captain’ Log, Stargate 41219.6, The Enterprise and it’s crew are en route to Al’apaloo’za III to attend a symposium on alternative alien musical techniques conveying language and culture. In the meantime, I must prepare for the opening banquet with Administrator Yankovic, whose reputation suggests he has rather odd food procilivites…”
First Officer’s personal log: So much sauerkraut. Why must there be so much sauerkraut?
“Captain’s Log Supplemental, Doctor Crusher has examined and treated over 34 crew members and delegates who were subjected to food poisoning from some ancient delicacies called Twinkies. We are now searching for a Ferengi freighter that delivered them to determine if it was an accidental or deliberate act of sabotage on the symposium.”