hey bebe. what kinda mustard you got on dem glasses
i fucking love mustard. where did you get the mustard. please tell me about the mustard.
“That’s a blood stain”
“Looks like.”
“I checked. I’m the only person you ever have over. You’re vegan. There’s no elevator and you didn’t drag a body up four flights of stairs. How is it on you your cathedral ceiling?”
my family NEVER lets me forget the time i got soup on my forehead when i was like 8 at most
Same, except the thing they’re never letting me live down is taking a big bite out of a black slug when I was around that age if not younger 😄
In my defense, kids are idiots and I thought it was liquorice 🤷🏻
I hope you’ve learned to tell the difference and prepare them properly with butter and garlic by now.
I can relate. Often I’m filthy within seconds of leaving the house
This, but with everything.
