He can speak fluently in 34 earth and alien languages, can fight in every fighting style in this quadrant, can run 20 kilometers none stop at any given moment, memorizes faces, people and identification tags in every public space he visits … WAIT A MINUTE? … is he an Illyrian? or an illegal genetically engineered superhuman?

*safe deposit

I’m just imagining Boims with a handful of commbadges, each from a different race. One klingon, one bajoran, one romulan.