ST: First Contact
Ooh you kids haven’t lived until you’ve had to make change for a hundo soaked in old lady titty sweat while she sits in her own shit with Lou Began serenading you as she spends more money jerking off a one-armed bandit than you’ll see in a whole year of dead-smile-Began-titty-sweat-poo-sniffing exchanges.
Paw-paw! Strap me on the nacelle and play that sweet Began beet! I gotta radiate these memories from me!
Z no, not that again!
Vulcan 1: “Captain, we’ve detected a warp drive signature from that Class B star.”
Vulcan 2: “Target sensors and enhance”
Lou Bega sounds blare from the main screen
Vulcan 2: “…”
Vulcan 1: “…”
Vulcan 2: “It would be logical to conclude your sensors were in error. There is no intelligent life here.”
Vulcan 1: “Agreed.”
“Is that another Borg time sphere?”
“Captain, I believe the borg may be attempting to alter the past - to prevent themselves from ever encountering Dr. Cochran’s music.”
Should have used Crazy Frog.
This comes from a personal story of shame and poor choices.
