andros_rex@lemmy.world to Trans Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 days ago“a top ten list of ways you know your husband wasn’t born a guy”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1185arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1181arrow-down1image“a top ten list of ways you know your husband wasn’t born a guy”lemmy.worldandros_rex@lemmy.world to Trans Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 days agomessage-square32linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCatoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·3 days agoWater is too liquid and flowy, that’s not how flesh acts. Hair gel isn’t 1:1 either, but it’s closer and readily available. It will also take slightly longer than water to make it look like you pissed yourself if the condom pops.
minus-squarekayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 days agoThe thought of a hair gel water balloon that lives on your crotch terrifies me. I’m glad there are better options available now~
Water is too liquid and flowy, that’s not how flesh acts. Hair gel isn’t 1:1 either, but it’s closer and readily available. It will also take slightly longer than water to make it look like you pissed yourself if the condom pops.
The thought of a hair gel water balloon that lives on your crotch terrifies me. I’m glad there are better options available now~