Doubtful Scotty would tell a joke about Scottish people. Besides, it’s the Welsh that are the sheep fuckers, everybody knows that.
I once asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he’d had, and he fell asleep.
You do know why the Scots invented the Kilt, right?
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Sheep can hear a zipper a mile awayHow the turn tables.
Hol’up. He’s Canadian.
I know, I kid. You do have a point aboot the Welsh, though.
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As a proud Scot, he would, of course, spell it McLeod. (Or MacLeod, Macleod or MacLeòid.)
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That’s what I get for pulling from paltry pun pages.
Just me still dealing with the trauma of my time among Scots who always corrected (with MAXIMUM outrage) anyone who spelt or pronounced any Scottish name in an Anglicized way.
Best way to get my mind off it is to go hunting for haggis.
go hunting for haggis
Oof, I just don’t have the stomach for it.
