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I was scrolling through job postings today and came across one that read like this. I was confused -> clicked the link -> saw a picture of two oil rig workers -> genuinely said “Ah, oil!” out loud -> and closed the web page.
They try to hide behind green washing and jargon. It happened to me at a university career fair a few months ago, too.
Happens often with GitHub projects as well. It’s that or “it expands on the capabilities of BLARG by making it easier to use” - doesn’t explain the changes
I was looking for “buzzword soup website doesn’t say what the product fucking does”
Maybe that wouldn’t fit in a square
It’s so perfectly terrible 🥹
I was scrolling through job postings today and came across one that read like this. I was confused -> clicked the link -> saw a picture of two oil rig workers -> genuinely said “Ah, oil!” out loud -> and closed the web page.
They try to hide behind green washing and jargon. It happened to me at a university career fair a few months ago, too.
the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.
Chat, is this real?
Oh, that CloudBox…
A game of Bingo requires several players to have different cards. That would be on another card. Other possible entries:
Happens often with GitHub projects as well. It’s that or “it expands on the capabilities of BLARG by making it easier to use” - doesn’t explain the changes
Are you talking about the turbo encabulator, retro encabulator, or hyper encabulator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo