I just watched the episode where she has the biggest issues with allying to some faction that kept attacking them. Then she gets “a talking to” from the first officer and the security officer going “bruh we just got our asses kicked, this aint the alpha quadrant we need this”. So the solution is to ally themselves with the first other faction they come across - a deus ex machina fleet of previously unknown oppressors of the faction that kept attacking them.

Apparently the dealbreaker is “the oppressors who enslaved an entire race trying to assassinate the leaders of the other faction they used to enslave”

Prime suggestion all the way. They really tried to make it “the sensible choice” in the early seasons, and they failed so hard at it that it’s rolled over from “funny” to “eyeroll” again

I can never unsee her in Orange is the new Black

“Of all the coffee I have met in my travels, coffee was the most …coffee.”