- clothes feel weird, need to change them
- just heard thunder, better check the weather (even though I’m not going anywhere lol)
- oh shit did I feed the fish!?
- my mouth is dry
- 3020393920 unread texts and emails
- I didn’t brush my teeth this morning and my mouth feels gross
- have to poop
- now I can’t brush my teeth until the bathroom stops being stinky
- fan is blowing hair in face, gotta go find bandana to tie it back
- it’s too hot in here
- now it’s too cold in here
- no matter what i do it’s too humid
- my glasses are smudgy but the cleaning cloth is on the other side of the room
- oops I got hungry again
- now my stomach hurts because I ate too fast
- HOW THE FUCK IS IT 6:23 PM AND I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED!?
- I’m posting on lemmy lol
They probably would have except it was the week between Christmas and new years so he didn’t know who he could contact. In fact when everyone came to the office and heard he was offered a few extra days and he basically responded with… “for what? It’s already done”