That’s why you should vote for me next papal election. I will make the church about mana gathering and rituals to kill evil politicians. Jesus will be recognised as a true socialist and the billionares will be sacrificed for the good of humanity.
Oh and also we will make the best cookies every christmas and the best ham each easter.
There is the small problem that I’m not a cardinal, or a Catholic, or a Christian but I think if we get enough other people on board we can take the Swiss Guard and then those things become traditionally optional
Thanks for sharing, that article about the pope dropping an f-slur is wild. Imagine reading that and thinking, “Yup that’s my guy, that’s my spiritual leader.”
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That’s why you should vote for me next papal election. I will make the church about mana gathering and rituals to kill evil politicians. Jesus will be recognised as a true socialist and the billionares will be sacrificed for the good of humanity.
Oh and also we will make the best cookies every christmas and the best ham each easter.
I’m sold, you have my vote in the conclave
There is the small problem that I’m not a cardinal, or a Catholic, or a Christian but I think if we get enough other people on board we can take the Swiss Guard and then those things become traditionally optional
We’ll have a wizard coup d’etat
Freshly smoked ham?
Non smoked. Cured then cooked. You can ymoke yours though
dammit i need to turn my weber smokey mountain into a cold smorker and then make bacon
Thanks for sharing, that article about the pope dropping an f-slur is wild. Imagine reading that and thinking, “Yup that’s my guy, that’s my spiritual leader.”