• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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      17 days ago

      The only way to watch Twilight is with the RiffTrax commentary.

      “Next time you come in could you be so depressed, you’re scaring away our customers. I know we specialize in books on the occult but even we find you depressing. We do have Wind in the Willows and the Narnia stuff…I could even special order you some Norman Vincent Peale!”