• Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Start torturing the kids ourselves!

    … not that much of a joke, actually. My mother has been seriously looking into something along those lines; setting up a “honeypot” gay/trans conversion therapy camp. The general idea being to teach the kids how to keep themselves safe while helping set them up with a pathway to emancipation and a support structure they can call on, but under the guise of “we’ll get your kid to stop using those weirdo pronouns just send them here for free”. Maybe we can start convincing the chuds that there’s a magical shot that cures wokeness and just don’t mention that it’s E/T…

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      You should also tell the kids to appear distressed bc of the camp, when they are picked up by their queerphobic parents. That way the parents won’t suspect anything.

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        1000% agree, dont trust those parents if they found out its bad for everyone involved. Best case scenario is they do it the legal way through court. Worst case scenario is… Definitely worse

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      I would say charge them for their ignorance, but the economic hit would probably just trickle down to the unfortunate youths you’re trying to help.

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      Seems like an idea that will only work for a very limited amount of time. Like, one session.

      The side benefit of when it ends making those kind of parents paranoid that any conversion therapy camp might be doing the same thing and could drive them all out of business.